Only thing missing is the lizzard.

What a week Japan had !
Lets see...
a 9.0 earth quake...
not enough?
a 30 foot tsunami...
want more?
4 nuke meltdowns...
warming up ?

Now we have a radioactive plume stretching across the Pacific to Carmel California. 

Oh lets not forget a third front (didn't our generals say we couldn't handle a third front) in the war against the T word.

All this while our commander and chief sits on a lounge chair on a beach in Rio...south by 2000 miles of the jet stream while cabana boys who are in abject poverty tend to his and others needs.